Wise Words From Mr. +

By some random chance, we had this enlightening conversation with Mr. + . We shall now take this opportunity to share this with everyone.

Mr. + : In Punggol there how come you all lost to NJ liddat ah?

Aaron: They sent their J2s wad.

Mr. +: You sure or not? Their J2s is carry metal bow one u noe. I know some of their J2s

Aaron: Yah they use metal bow.

Mr. +: Oh issit? But you all how can lose one? I havent really see your scores yet. Maybe the rounds are better at the end or better at the start i dont know. Without stamina ah, its no use, you may shoot lyk 10 marks at the start but towards the end ah, cannot make it liao. Do you know, in archery one of the most important thing is stamina. When you are in a competition, skills matter only around 20%. Yes. Only 20%. MENTAL is 40% and PHYSICAL is 40%. You know, in Korea, they select their archers by looking at the feet. It is very imporant as the feet is like foundation, they say, as solid as a rock! Nowadays archers dun bother to go and run anymore. They dont know that stamina is very very very important. At serangoon there you need to run ah, at least 8 rounds up and down. Your coach confirm got make you run before but nowdays the archers like so bochap like that. Like dam buay song, sianjipua. How can like that? And when you train that time also you need to take note. If not ah, you dont know whether you improve or not. You can get a 20c "555" book from the bookshop opposite, then you take your score every time you shoot. If not ah, you can go to the 4D shop and take a stack of TOTO betting slips and tick off your score every end. I know of this archer who does that and see, he dunnid to waste money!

Aaron: Erm, the standard class rules have been changed right?

Mr. +: Yah, its changed recently. You know ah, we all need to adapt to change. If you see carefully ah, there is actually a `loophole'. The FITA book says "no carbon limbs" in standard class but nowadays there is "foam limbs". Technically ah, it is not carbon limbs one.You can say that its not carbon limbs wad. Rules have to be changed now lah. Like now got hackers last time dont have. You know ah, last week got some 16-year-old go and hack to Sweden's government website. Now the whole country cannot function at all. All the traffic ah, finance ah all haywire. You dun even need to be in the same country to hack. Can hack from other country also. The one who hacked sweden is from Germany. Last time also got another kid go and hack the CIA. Then CIA go and find him. They find him then ask him to work as hacker for them. The world nowadays ah. China always go and employ hackers to go and hack Taiwan. Then Taiwan also get hackers to go and hack China. (laughs). Nowadays you all young people like nothing better to do like that. You all got play that game called Counterstrike or not?

Ongnardo, Sirui, Aaron: Err yah...

Mr. +: I know of one archer ah, specialize in playing computer games one. He go and play and play and develop the character until very powerful then go and sell for real money ah. He say he usually sell for arounf a few hundred dollars then got people want to buy also. All these people ah, ciak pah bo kang tao. You all better dont play too much ah. I know of some archers the whole night play counterstrike and heroes III (Heroes V was released a month ago, fyi) until 4am then the next day come like half-dead like that. How to train? Even work also cannot do properly.

(forgot the time) Aaron: Oh ya , we need the receipt for the fletches

Mr. +: Okay come wif me...



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